Deals from JR Cigars, Best Cigar Prices, and Cigar Page. Holy shitstorm!

First up is the deal that returned like the STD your Aunt Ronnie gave you.
Montecristo Nicaragua 2000 Lt. Ed. Retails at $210.00. I lost count of the number of boxes I’ve bought. Unco B wrote a great review. Use promo code Couponology24 or Taxday26 and the box of 10 cigars is only $42.74. You’re not going to find a better deal.
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Next up is a deal better than when your Aunt Ronnie introduced you to your sex starved, bastard cousin, Shelly.
Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust Deep Cuts 11-cigar Sampler. Instead of paying the retail of $232.00, you can get the box for $157.50 with promo code WEEKEND75.
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Want to relive the best dry hump of your life? I gotcha. Dunbarton Todos Las Dias Double Wide Belicoso Cigars box of 10. Pay $170.00? No way! With promo code WEEKEND75, the ten count box is only $124.99.
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Remember when she made you promise to pull it out? Or you asked that it be a closed coffin for your Uncle Lou after his failed double mastectomy? Not here, baby. Dunbarton Muestra De Saka Unstolen Valor. 7 cigars in their coffins, that don’t contain boobless Lou, for $165.00? Not a chance. With promo code WEEKEND75, the box is only $119.99.
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Are you special? Cigar Page has something you’ve probably never heard of…a membership in the Page Plus Club. For $125.00 you get 5 cigars that will cause your low-grade beaver tranquilizer to stop working. Plus 5 mystery cigars.
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All this stuff is on the clock. Snooze, you lose.

As usual, I’m not making a dime on these deals. My priest told me to pass it forward or I’m going to hell for performing cunnilingus on Sally the Simeon at the San Diego Zoo in 1974. How could I know that Sally was a he/she?

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