We have a winner from Jim Manuel:
“The thing sells itself! Hell, with your glowing testimonies, it’s inconceivable anyone who’s read your reviews and is at least partly in touch with their Freudian psychoanalysis of relating to or denoting a stage of infantile psychosexual development supposedly preoccupied with the anus and defecation, could go without one!
“Ream away the bad and suck in the good. (???)”
“I use my PerfecDraw cigar poker tool to ream its innards.”
“Out comes my PerfecDraw cigar poker and ream the shit out of the cigar. Now it’s open and ready to go. ”
“…and ream the cigar like it’s getting a colonoscopy”
“…and ream the shit out of it. Nothing worse that sucking on a cigar that is no different than a flattened straw”
And my personal favorite:
“I ream the sucker til you can drive a 1953 Studebaker through it.”
One free PerfecDraw cigar poker tool and one free PerfecRepair Cigar Glue bottle.
Dr. Rod is raising the price on Sept. 1 so if you don’t want to take a chance of not winning, buy your poker right now.
All you need to win is comment. Say something. Anything. Everyone is allowed up to 3 comments.
And I will pick the winner based on absolutely no criteria other than what impresses me as an interesting comment.
(While it is nice hearing pleasant things about myself, complimenting me is not the goal. A comment about your life, a comment about your favorite cigar, a comment about a cigar experience, or a comment about nothing having to do with cigars at all…get creative and surprise me.)
Shipping to Continental U.S. only