“We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally more irritating” | Cigar Reviews by the Katman

“He’s not the Messiah—he’s a very naughty boy!”
–Monty Python’s Life of Brian

“Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government!”
–Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“The mill’s closed…”
“… There’s no more work. We’re destitute. I’m afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.”

–The Meaning of Life

“We use only the finest baby frogs…”
“…dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.”

–Monty Python’s Flying Circus

“There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.”
–Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Now that I have your attention…
This bug took me down…Bronchitis and sinus infection, etc. Doc said he’d give me 6 months…I told him I can’t pay…He said, “OK…you’ve got a year.”

I will be back as soon as I’m healthy.


14 replies

  1. Heal up quick, Cousin Phil!”

    “Bring out your dead! BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!”

    “I’m not dead yet!” 🤡

  2. Mama noooooooooo!!!!!!!

    Such depressing news. Get well uncle phil.

    • Get well soon my brother and don’t worry we’ll keep the light on for you..

    • As a regular bronchitis sufferer myself, (my coworker video taped me coughing and put it on u tube cause he thought it was funny that i looked and sounded like i was dying.) I feel ur pain. I go weeks without cigars when it hits. Not a bad thing to rest ur taste buds. Get well uncle phil. I need my laughter reading ur ridiculous notes!

  3. Blessings to you, Uncle Phil

    I hope you’re feeling better soon.


  4. Get well soon Katman!

    From Secret Policemen’s Ball

    Dudley :
    And will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?
    Peter :
    No – it will not be quite as mighty as that – that is why we have come up on the mountain, you stupid nit

  5. “tis merely a flesh wound” you’ll be back in no time!

    hope you feel better soon

  6. I love my readers…Just stop being funnier than me.
    Love you all.
    Strawberry Cough Phil

  7. “I went to my doctor. He grabbed my wallet and told me to turn my head and cough.” – Rodney Dangerfield.

    Best regards.

  8. Stay focused on getting well ~ We miss ya !

  9. Snorting lines of crushed up matzoh balls from a nice bowl of said soup will cure that sinus infection, guaranteed! Or is that lines of Gefilte fish with horseradish? I forget. God Speed to better health.

  10. I’m on the mend. Another week of meds and I won’t have any excuse not to get back to work. Just need to take my time as bronchitis is tricky and after over 2 months of being ill, I don’t want a repeat performance. Thank you everyone for hanging with me.

  11. On the bright side, just think how fresh your palette will be….

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