We don’t need no stinkin’ once a year PCA swag. Not when Cigar Page steps up every friggin month. Why? Because Cigar Page loves you long time. That, and I have Alex Gougher’s twin sons held captive on the Isle of Lucy.
What will one lucky boy or girl win?
10-pack Dunbarton Umbagog Toro Toro: $117.00
Wabash Tannery Barrister Leather Travel Humidor: $130.00
Cigar Page Chimpo Deluxe Ceramic Ashtray: $30.00
Cigar Page Dog Toys – Set of 3: $10.00
Les Fines Lames Le Feu Brick Lighter – Champagne : $139.00
Katman Stickers and Fridge Magnets: $Priceless
Total Value: $426
What gyrations do I expect from you? Dealer’s choice. Leave a comment. I will pick the winner via random generator (wink, wink). I promise not to create a 13-minute video showing how the winner is picked.
Today’s brouhaha marks 7 months before I pack it in for good. Only 6 more contests to go after this one and you won’t have the king of the roost to kick around anymore. But I will surprise visit every subscribed follower just in time for dinner on a weeknight.
THE RULES:
1. Winner must live in the contiguous U.S.
2. YOU MUST PROVIDE YOUR FULL NAME IN YOUR COMMENT. IF YOU FORGET, OR DON’T PAY ATTENTION, YOUR ENTRY WON’T BE COUNTED.
3. One entry per person. Make it count.
5. I moderate all comments so if you don’t see your memoranda immediately, chill out a little bit because I promise I will post your entry. The usual suspects sites that have giveaways also have teams of fellas to monitor comments. The katman is just one little, shriveled, demented old man. So, show some patience. Pretend you’re not a cigar smoker.
6. Contest ends May 5, 2026, at noon CT.
7. Good luck.
And whatever you do, don’t subscribe to my blog! It has no influence on my pick. But if you do subscribe, I promise that I will put your kids through middle school.
Afterthought: The owner of Cigar Page has no idea that these giveaways happen. He is living on his yacht in the Strait of Hormuz trying to buy some gas for his boat. If anyone tells him what we’re doing, you’ll have to deal with my wife, Charlotte. She was born, raised, and educated in Germany. She went to Catholic school in the 1950’s. The nuns wore armbands…so you really don’t want to mess with this broad.
Have at it…may the best hominid win.
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Joe Dayan
All kidding aside I am in for the dog toys.
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Hey Katman! Please enter me in the contest! Dinner is Prime Rib and will be ready at 6:00.
Mike Golden
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“Because Cigar Page loves you long time.”
That’s good news.
“No, no, she says Eric Anderson is too beaucoup…”
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Great work as always!
Scott Kagan
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Scott Vardsveen
I enjoy the hell out of your posts
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Fred Sponheimer
Some good swag just in time for me to be able to start enjoying smokes again after my latest surgery .. i’ve got more titanium in my neck now then bone!
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Tony Pipitone
Late to the game
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Coffee and Ferio Tego for breakfast today.
I would like to win please.
Michael Szaruga
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Tony Pipitone
Late to the game but I am enjoying it
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Jeffrey Madison
Love your posts!
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Thomas Buzzitta
Thanks for what you do for us. Katman.
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Gary Lieberman. YOUR FULL NAME is not Katman 😉
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You’re welcome for dinner in Philly anytime Philly. Justice Weingart makes a mean brisket and I’m crazy enough to refer to myself in the first person to boot.
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I WANT TO WIN!!!
Christian Espejo
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Rich Dwyer
That lighter is sick
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Came for the chance win some amazing CP paraphernalia, Katman swag, and dog toys that I definitely will not cuddle during naptime, staying for the non-zero chance of seeing a 13-minute video of the winner being chosen. A guy can dream…
Alec Piñero
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Wait, you’re giving away a Wabash humidor? I grew up on the Wabash River and went to Wabash College — That ought to count for something! (Joe Bevelhimer)
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Cant’ believe we only get 6 more months of your posts….ugh
James Morgan
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Dreams of swag …
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Ben Johnston
I’m gyrating as hard as I can
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So bummed you will be going! Love the daily shenanigans. Love me some cigar page swagger and I’ve been eyeing that lighter. Scott Faulkner
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Wow! What a haul! I enjoy your reviews and especially the stories of your time in music.
Chad Jenkins
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One day I’d love for you to do a review of the dog toys. Just an idea. – Chris Noble
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Lon Hoover
Nice package Katman (I’m talking about the prizes).
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Joseph Galvez III
Awesome, thank you. Love your reviews!
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Jay Harrell
Whatever I win, I will donate to the single mothers that I help get their start.
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Hey Katman, Please enter me into the contest Alan Wolfe. Thank you.
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John Ringbauer. Me Happy!
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6 months, ugh. I guess the countdown begins, but for now, keep up the great work!
Drew Mahaffey
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Cigarpage is my fave place to stock up, and I need more stickers for my travel humidors, which are now half covered with Chimpo stickers. Katman stickers would be cool. Maybe someday we could see Katman and Chimpo in a cage match? I’d like to be a winner.
Gregg Grote
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Peter Bonde
Enjoying an umbagog at this instant based on The K’s review. Great call. Thank you sir, may I have another….
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Toby Rapp
Appreciate your reviews… from one bass player to another – Sadowsky NYC for the win!
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I am a recent subscriber and I must say your website Makes Cigar Smoking Great Again! I think we are in a bit of a golden age for cigar lovers. The Government so far has not put a lid on us. Careful shopping can reveal many dimes on the dollar deals. In Florida there is a state law forbiding banning smoking on beaches! Thanks for pointing out good deals in the sea of marketing confusion. Also thanks for your keen reviews. Dan Roseliep
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The perfect gift for my mother-in-law!
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I’m not in this for the prizes. It’s all about the contest rush.
Bill Woods
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Greg Griffith. Love what you do.
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John McAbee
MKE spring is no different than winter
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Going ride the lightning with you for the next few months! It’s been a helluva lot of fun times and laughs over some great and not so great cigars.
Chris Coulter
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Play Metamorphosis, Man! OK, I’m old, too.
Hope you’re planning a nice retirement getaway to Sheboygan or somewhere romantic.
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David Matthew Moertl
I hear the cabbage rolls are good at Aunt Edna’s.
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Katman, you’re the best read out there. I will miss your reviews and entertaining stories. Thank you!
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I didn’t mean to submit twice, I had technical difficulties
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You had me at the Katman stickers.
Craig Schubert
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Katman, you’re the best read out there. I love your stories and reviews! I will miss them.
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Tony Scarfo
Thank you Katman for all you do for us degenerates.
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One more year! One More year!
Mark Greenberg
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Don Ammann
I like free stuff.
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What the hell will you do when you quit us? You will be bored!
George Scott
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There ain’t no contest like a Katman contest!!! Rock on!!!
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Kevin Esser hates to see you hang it up. Where am I going to get honest reviews?!
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Jim Juricek!!! Give me some of that power!! I b flat broke & in need to stories pick me pick me oh damn random generators never like me all because I despise A.I.
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Chris Birkinshaw
Would love to have dinner with you in Milwaukee sometime… or just a smoke and hear a story first-hand. Though you seem to prefer to enjoy the aromas by yourself!
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Fred Sponheimer
Did someone mention steak at 6pm?
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I’d have enter this faster than I’d reach for my Perfect Draw after cutting an over-stuffed cigar if I’d seen it sooner…. but no work, no money for the bundles of leaves. If I was to win, I promise to celebrate responsibly…. by immediately ignoring all responsibilities and lighting up a brown leaf stick.
Johnathon Kell
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Greetings from the Isle of Lucy!!
George Villarreal
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Thanks for another great contest! I tend to smoke more Mellilo cigar lines than Saka’s; it would be good to have a chance to change my mind.
Stephen Stancil
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Chris Hollenstein
You will be missed!
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My dog and I would very much enjoy this. Thanks for your awesomeness, Katman!
Daniel Grizzle
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Can we get a Katman bobblehead prize before you retire? I need a new backyard slingshot target. Better yet, one with a cigar you can shoot out of its mouth!!! YOU’D buy one of those. If they made you!
William Burke
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Any plans for your retirement?
Markus Stahli
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How about a limerick?
As I looked over all your cool swag,
My first thought was I wanted to brag.
Random Gen’rator chose
Me (for this clever prose).
Did I just let the Kat out the bag?
Chris Gross
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Tim Flanagan
Two firemen are buttf***ing in a burning building, when the fire chief walks in and yells “What in the hell are you two doing?!” The firemen point to his bent-over coworker and says “Chief, I found Jones here passed out from smoke inhalation” “Why the hell didn’t you just perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?” says the fire chief. Jones replies: “How do you think this got started?”
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Thank you Katman!
Jeffrey R Ouimet
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Mazal tav on bringing us the best cigar reviews, swag contests, and straight up kick-ass life commentary we can’t find anywhere else!
– Michael Johnson
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Totally chuffed April contest winner Peter Arsenault here.
Dinner? Sure, why not !?!
Can I enter again, or is that just greedy?
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Thanks for giving me the heads up on the Southern Draws and the Montecristo Anniversary 1935’s.. I got both deals in the humidors! Aging for Perfection!
Thanks again KatMan!
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Katman magnets made me enter! Michael Velino
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William Stewart
“Smokin’, Smokin’
I feel alright, mamma I’m not jokin’, yeah.”
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No whammies, No whammies!
Will Young
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Your Katman reviews are excellent but I’d rather you just shut up and do some Bass Videos.
I’m kidding I’m kidding. Love your reviews and have for quite sometime. Peace out ✌️ smoke on.
Craig Gilpin aka The Breadman
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Love your reviews and you’re going to certainly be missed. I don’t know by who, but I’m sure there is somebody. Hahahaha I kid I kid…… Craig Gilpin aka The Breadman
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Andy Rowe
I absolutely love your posts and reviews. I found so many new cigars to your commentary. I appreciate it! Thanks Katman! Fingers crossed for a win!
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Rock on! Brian Lukinac
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My dog Luna would be happy to win and so would I.
Stephen Lurie
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The young get old and the old get cold
Dan Trotter
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Cinco de Mayo
Dan Trotter
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I need the stickers!
Robert Herbst
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Laurence Granite.
Successor? Comeback tour? What will we do without you?
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Always an entertaining read on your cigar reviews!
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Cigar Page is why the Internet was invented…
Too much?
Mike Coad
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Good morning Katman! I have been following your reviews for a few years now. And it pleases me greatly that my palate and yours are symbiotic. I’ve never found a cigar you like that i don’t and more importantly ive also never found a cigar that you don’t recommend that I like. You will be missed by me! This is Bill Marr and no I’m not that other guy using my name! Now I’m back to listening to some Delbert McClinton.
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The cigar lounge on the patio calls, and I must go…
Hopefully with some new additions to this otherwise stoic place, where the Cigar Page Chimp would be gratefully located, overlooking the cigar acroutements.
Christopher Fragapane
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I never win. Please pick .
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I put on a red dress to enter this contest.
Kim Hawkins
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Wilkinson Phan
Lord of the Zings
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Pick me and I’ll buy you dinner.
Chris Switzer
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Shawn Hollis. Put me in coach! Thanks for the chance!
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In it for the priceless fridge magnets. Thanks Phil!
-Tim Dineen
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Why am I just learning about you?
Ruben Wall
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