A humorous Anthony Bourdain’s Cigar Lounge Logic.
Rule #1:
Be polite, cut properly, don’t blow smoke in faces.
Rule #2:
Don’t be loud, chaotic, and convinced everyone wants to hear their thoughts on bourbon, Bitcoin, or their ex‑wife’s lawyer.
Rule #3:
The “Waddya Smokin’?” Rule. Some people lead with this question only to use it as an excuse to deliver a TED Talk about your cigar.
Rule #4:
Respect the perimeter. Earn your way in. Regulars aren’t chosen — they’re accumulated.
Rule #5:
Unspoken rule: Don’t question the inventory. Earn influence by showing up.
Rule #6:
Don’t Be a Humidor Tourist There’s browsing, and then there’s treating the humidor like a petting zoo.
Rule #7:
Unspoken rule: If you camp out for hours, your tab should look like you actually lived there.
So, if you want to read the entire witty and clever take by Brendan Delumpa, go to Unco B’s Stogie Diary.
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