Byron 21st Century Elegantes 2018 Vintage Limited Edition | Cigar Reviews by the Katman

Wrapper: Ecuadorian
Binder: Dominican
Filler: Peruvian, Undisclosed
Size: 6.125 x 55 Toro
Strength: Medium/Full
Price: $37.00

These cigars have 6 years of box aging. My cigars received 2 months of naked humidor time.

BACKGROUND:
Rather than be a boor ass, I will send you to Blind Man’s Puff as they have provided a very nice pictorial description of this cigar and other Byron entries from 2023. Check it out.

THE WHOLE MEGILLAH:
A cigar that arrives with 6 years of aging. I love it when someone else does the heavy lifting. Of course, you pay a premium for the service.

I know, I know…another expensive cigar. Price gouging is just something we will be forced to accept for the next few years. I’ll get back to reviewing the affordable $17 cigars shortly. I bought 3-cigar Byron samplers from SBC. I smoked my first 2018 Elegante a few days ago and all I could think about is telling my readers what a great cigar. Once again, I’ve blown my cover. But I promise to say ‘fuck’ 14 times and tell two BJ stories. So, find Waldo.

The draw is wonderful. I hear sobbing. No surprise. My PerfecDraw has serious anxiety issues. The only mental health professional I could find to counsel my ailing PD is an out of work Xikar torch lighter. The blind leading the blind.

Normally, a cigar smells like barnyard…with sidebar notes of fertilizer. But this baby is a delicate concoction of cinnamon, caramel, berries, and chocolate cream. Just lovely.

These cigars come in 25 count humidor/boxes for $925. But you are not charged an extra $1000 for the pseudo fancy box. Cigars are still only $37. A deal. Only $37.

Instantaneous relief. Second try and it’s even better as the first cigar of the day. Creaminess, chocolate, white pepper, malt, salted caramel, brown sugar, and buttered toast. Some cigars waste their entire lives trying to achieve this little feat.

OK. I give this cigar 100. And I’m ½” into it. It’s not fair. That you gotta pay this much for a brilliant cigar. Six years of aging agrees with the leaf stats. Rock me mama.

Strength is medium+.

I’m sitting here stunned. Flavors cascade and collapse on themselves like baklava. The layers are thin and delicate. No slap in the panim.

The cigar forces you to go slow. A very intense thing is going on. If you were to herf this stick with friends at the club, you’d all be dazed and confused as you searched for words that are no longer important. I wish I was a true wordsmith to describe this. But alas, I’m just a hack.

Creaminess proliferates my mouth as if I’m gargling with clotted cream. Milk chocolate and raspberries are fucking insane. Lemon citrus enters. No surprise flavors. Just done so expertly that it makes similar blends blush with apologies. Like a rolling stone.

Wisps of salted caramel enter and retreat like an operatic diva. Sips of my Costa Rican/Ethiopian coffee enhance it. Any idea how hard it is to build a giant flying ship and make it taste like a Corona? A dazzling accomplishment. I’ve got one more stick. I shall treasure it.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck…that’s 7.

I spent a couple weeks on a bison ranch in Ensign Kansas in the early 80’s. Most of you were just sperm back then. All manner of buffalo was eaten…I’m sated for the rest of my life. Ever have a baby buffalo suck on your finger? Memories of the women I dated…

7500 cigars were rolled. No idea how many are available in samplers. Paying $925 for the box of 25 is a big commitment. The rip-off My Father/Tatuaje La Union $2400/$60 nightmare was sold out nearly immediately. Ha.

Look at this photo. Beautiful burn. Beautiful golden rod:

2” in and the lemony sweetness surges. There is forward progression with every puff but there are substantial demarcation points. It feels like a sweet spot is found every inch. When you are flustered by a virtuoso smoke, it takes a real expert to describe feelings. I guess I should leave explaining feelings to Gen Z and Gen Alpha. They seem to be consumed by them.

I spoke to Dr. Rod the other day. He is recovering from botched penile implant surgery. Until the swelling goes down, he doesn’t know if he has a bigger dick or a small vagina. The wait is killing him.

I’m listening to the Bob Dylan station. Don’t make fun of me.

How rare is it that a cigar with only two months of humi time brings you a velvety experience.

Strength is medium/full. Many blends such as this find themselves in mild/medium territory. They have their own personality despite leaves hailing from similar locales. This is where gifted blenders thrive. Casdagli, IGM, Byron, HVC, and Lampert live in rarefied air.

Candied lemon, caramel creaminess, chocolate malt, aromatic coffee beans, blackberries, aged cedar, smoky brisket, and honeysuckle bring in the second half.

Is this cigar worth $37? I don’t know. If the madness of 2024 was not in full swing, I’d say no.

But…this Byron is exquisite in all manner of things we love about cigars. It is super complex. Aged 6 years. Bountifully rich. Giant recesses of subtleties, nuances, and jack in the box flavor points. This cigar brings its own identity to the table. And if you’ve got the dough, fuck yeah. I’d love to have a box of these fine cigars.

Slim Pickens. Shot in the belly. ‘Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.’

Not a flavor bomb. Elements keep circling the wagons. Evolution and advancement headline. Not a single boring moment. Distractions melt away. If I fawn anymore my keyboard will turn into burnt sugar.

The second half is better than a BJ on a moving train.

I’m going to finish this hunka’ hunka’ burning smokeable artwork in peace.

I have the other Byron ‘Century’ blends waiting in the wings to be reviewed.

Fuck, fuck, fuck…I need 3 more to complete the promise but I can’t think of any appropriate way to use them. I owe you a BJ story.

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RATING: 100 That’s right…perfect.



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11 replies

  1. Damn dude, I can’t afford to read the reviews anymore.

    • I know. I’m sorry.
      But as my days are numbered, I’m just not going to waste my time reviewing duds. The young guys can do it.
      Thanks for your comment.
      Phil

  2. It’s okay dude, I’m just bitchy. Some dumdass at the USPS designed and built a new processing center in South Atlanta. Same Atlanta that has always had fantastic service. So this putz has no clue, didn’t bother to involve any worker bees, and now pkgs are taking 3-4 months sometimes to get delivered. I got three boxes in hyperspace. It’s like the three stooges, my Padrons went to North Atl center, then to new center in Palmetto, then back to North Atl, and are now back in Palmetto. This is week four. Two other boxes been banging around longer than that.

    Thanks for listening. You know I was looking at sticks online and saw the Diesel vantage. It said 8 years of aging. Like what? I bought a box but before they arrived, you reviewed the Vantage and my gut said ‘buy more’ so I bought 2 more boxes. In 12 months they’ll be like a $25 smoke! Thanks for that.

    Don’t know how you share your soul like you do, mostly funny, but a peek into pain at times. I was a run-away in Piedmont Park at 12, watching the Allman Bros play for free. Not only did I survive everything that followed, I’ve got 500 cigars downstairs, and just bought a Porsche. Only wish everyone had been as lucky and blessed as me.

    Again, thanks for the reviews, I love to read them. Life’s too short for sucky smokes and cheap whiskey.

    Tim

    • Hey Tim,

      A lot to unpack here.
      3-4 months? Jesus Alou!
      I’m pretty sure that if you speak to a customer service rep with the online cigar company you buy your sticks from, you can request premium shipping such as UPS or FedEx. You’ll have to pay a premium but so what, you have a Porsche.

      Difficult life experience makes us a stronger and smarter individual. Not anyone’s first choice, but if you’re able to climb from the wreckage, you do become a better person. I know, I know…

      I couldn’t agree with you more. Cheap cigars and cheap whiskey are for 19-year-olds.

      As far as sharing…I’m a born whiner.

      Thanks so much for your comments,
      Phil

  3. I can feel my wallet glaring at me as I scramble to think of a celebration to justify the purchase 🙂

  4. I guess I will have to start selling plasma to afford to keep reading your reviews, Phil. The wife is getting suspicious now that packages arrive daily. “Ohhhh… I’m just Christmas shopping early this year for your presents, dear”. She’s not buyin’ it.  

    Seriously though, I love your reviews. Keep ’em coming.

    — Charlie

  5. I’m salivating! As always, another interesting and entertaining review!!